it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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