My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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