pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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