Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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