And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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