I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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