How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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