i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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