yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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