who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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