you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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