Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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