If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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