I hope mine doesn't look like that
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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