Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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