I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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