So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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