people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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