no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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