oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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