: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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