Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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