she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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