Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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