i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
