So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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