Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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