perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
pray to the hookup gods
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