i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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