If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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