Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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