For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
