remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Randomize
