Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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