It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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