Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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