sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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