I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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