before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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