i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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