I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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