I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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