how can u be prego again
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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