Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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