the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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