White coat. Heels.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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