she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
birth control should be required to get into college
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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