So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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