I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
the liver wants what the liver wants
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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