U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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